Congresswoman Debbie Dingell (D-MI) continued a Dingell holiday tradition, releasing the 2018 edition of the annual Dingell Jingle. Full text of the jingle can be read below.
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
It’s the most blunderful time of year
With the President yelling
And surrogates saying…
it’s fine do not fear
it will be different next yearrrr
there’s nothing to fearrrr
It’s the most blunderful time of the year
It’s the mad-maddest season of all
With 4am tweeting and oval office meetings
And not getting his wallll
It’s the mad-maddest season of all
There’ll be tax cuts not working
Healthcare for fixing
And potholes still covered in snow
There’ll be scary false stories
And tales of the glories of
Infrastructure bills of long, long ago
It’s the most ridiculous time, of the year
There’ll be many late-night meetings
And covfefe flowing
When Individual 1’s shutdown draws near
It’s the most ridiculous time of the year
There’s a new Speaker hosting
The Blue Wave is growing
And some decency back in DC
There’ll be compromise needed
And working together
To get the bipartisanship of long, long agooooo
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
There is more that unites us
Than which divides us
When we hold others dear
It’s the most blunderful time
Yes, the most maddening time
But the most wonderful time
Of the year
