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Dingell Unveils 2018 Holiday Jingle

Washington, DC, December 20, 2018

Congresswoman Debbie Dingell (D-MI) continued a Dingell holiday tradition, releasing the 2018 edition of the annual Dingell Jingle. Full text of the jingle can be read below.

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

It’s the most blunderful time of year

With the President yelling 

And surrogates saying…

it’s fine do not fear

it will be different next yearrrr

there’s nothing to fearrrr

It’s the most blunderful time of the year

It’s the mad-maddest season of all

With 4am tweeting and oval office meetings

And not getting his wallll

It’s the mad-maddest season of all

There’ll be tax cuts not working

Healthcare for fixing

And potholes still covered in snow

There’ll be scary false stories

And tales of the glories of

Infrastructure bills of long, long ago

It’s the most ridiculous time, of the year

There’ll be many late-night meetings 

And covfefe flowing

When Individual 1’s shutdown draws near

It’s the most ridiculous time of the year

There’s a new Speaker hosting

The Blue Wave is growing

And some decency back in DC

There’ll be compromise needed

And working together

To get the bipartisanship of long, long agooooo

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

There is more that unites us

Than which divides us

When we hold others dear

It’s the most blunderful time

Yes, the most maddening time

But the most wonderful time

Of the year

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